School was usual . Nothing better to blog about. Just that I got back my Chemistry paper 2 section A . & I pass by freaking 3.5 marks. X)
No remedial today . So headed Compass with Huiyin YiXuan & Vonne to Swensens for Ice Cream ^^ Yixuan treated us Earthquake & Fries . We chatted on many topics & also our Family Members. That was fun! We laughed like nobody business & was very
chicken move . We cam whore too ((:
During Lunch, store 2 uncle very cute. He arranged my egg, fishcakes and nugget into a face . & I took photo (:
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In school, crapped many MAMA's Joke (: Some was funny .
Let me grab from BOBO Tay ^^
Your mama is so fat, that she has her own postal code.
Your mama is so fat, that when she dances pole dancing, people ask where is the pole.
Your mama is so fat, that when she walked pass the TV, I missed 2 shows.
Your mama is so thin, that when she dances pole dancing, people ask where is the dancer.
Your mama is so fat, folk exercise by jogging around her!
Your mama's so short, when she takes passport photo, you can see her whole body.
Your mama is so fat, that when she climbs up the weighing scale, my phone number appears.
Your mama is so poor, when I rang her doorbell, SHE said ' Ding-Dong ' .
Your mama is so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry .
Your mama is so fat when she is in titanic, the iceberg broke when it got hit.
Your mama is so fat that when she is in great wall of china, i could see her from the moon.
Your mama is so dumb that she starved in a grocery store.
Your mama is so sick that she drank medicine out of the toilet bowl.
Your mama is so fat when she wears a X belt, a helicopter landed on her.
Your mama is so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Your mama is so fat, when I look from space, I thought Earth has a tumour.
Your mama is so fat, when she stood in front of me, I thought I was blind.
Your mama is so fat/ugly, the only thing that is attracted to her is gravity.
Your mama is so fat, that when she steps onto the weighing scale, it reads to be continue.
Haha. I can't stand some of them & I laughed like hell. But my friends except bobo said it's no funny. Sigh.
PS : Thanks Xuan (:
♥ With Love,
Candy